Sleazy Jet Airlines

Strap on your seat belts, we’re going for a ride! Its a mile- high adventure with the hostesses with the most-ess,our wonderful trollied dollies; Ryanetta Hair and Mary Quant-ass.  Armed with their silver tongues, fake tans and a G&T or three, they’ll whip you up into a frenzy & have you rolling down the aisles.  By the end of your flight you’ll only fly with one airline ever again.
Aided and abetted by Captain Puff Dancer, it's time for 'Whisky, Whisky, Golf, Tango,
Foxtrot, Whisky, Hotel, Whisky, Whisky ... X-ray !  Bravo, Bravo !!